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Added: Wed Feb 18 06:28:00 +0000 2004Views: 2,601
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A little Blonde girl runs up to her mom and shouts out “Mommy, Mommy I got five dollars today!” Her mom does a puzzled look and then says “How did you get that?”

The little girl smiles and says “Little Johny told me to do a cartweel while he was up in a tree” Her mom lowers her eyebrows and says in a firm voice “You know that Little Johny is only trying to see you underwear” “Ohhhhhhh!” Says the little girl and runs upstairs. The next morning she runs up to her mom and yells “Mommy, Mommy! I got ten dollars from Little Johny” “Hunny what did I tell you about…”

The little girl interuppts her and says “Listen mommy I didn’t get him to look at my underwear today! He went up into a tree I did a cartwheel. Then he came down smiled and said Good job” “Why did he say that?”

Said the little girls mom “I have no clue Mommy! I wasn’t wearing any underwear today!”

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